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One man's move to France with his wife, too many animals and an indentity thief

It's 1995 and one man's decision to move to France with one wife, three cats, two horses and a giant puppy has ripped a hole in the space-time continuum. Suddenly, the improbable is now the mundane and the impossible a weekly occurence.

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The Move: Hell and Horseboxes

France: More Hell, Different Horsebox

The First Day, House Hunting and Toilets (Old Version)

Cars, Cartes and Campagne (Old Version)

Logs, Language, Fires and Flues (Old Version)

Pipes and Plombiers (Old Version)

Animals Behaving Typically (i.e. Badly)  (Old Version)

Three Fetes and a Football Match  (Old Version)

Crime and Poetry (Old Version)

Pergonini MD

Fraud and Warp Coils

Passports and Wandering Irish Con Men

Sherlock Holmes and The Case of the Missing Toilet

Sherlock Holmes' Darker Brother-in-Law

The Day of the Gendarmes

The Screaming Detective of Castlenau

Three Slim Blond Men

A Switch of Fate


Animals behaving badly, other people's misfortunes and the most bizarre true crime story ever - what more could you want? His identity stolen, his life savings grabbed, a bank account opened in his name in Spain to take the proceeds - he's then abandoned by the police forces of four countries who all insist the crime is someone else's jurisdiction. So he has to solve the crime himself. Which he does. But unlike fictional detectives he has an 80 year-old mother-in-law and an excitable puppy who insist they come along if he's going anywhere interesting - like a stakeout.

*NEW* The free samples here are a mix of the new, published version and the old 2001 version when it was called Nous Sommes Anglais. I'm rolling out the new version chapter by chapter. The first two chapters are up, the rest will follow. 

"A Year in Provence with Miss Marple and Gerald Durrell."