Mr. Patrick Flower,
The Cedars,

Dear Mr. Atu,

Thank you for your kind assurances. If the gossip in the village shop is correct, six million Antarean dollars would indeed find me several very large men in Little Sowerby.

Consider my hands of co-operation pointing in your direction.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. Patrick Flower

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Kla'atu,
United Planets Refugee Camp

My dear friend Patrick,

Your hands have been received and shaken many times. My mother is joyous and my father's head smiles from the spike above the Presidential gates.

Now be advised, my friend, that in line with our operational master plan I am now requiring your bank account details for speedy transfer of my father's very big money.

In return I will grant you the Power of Anthony. Business starts from there. I will tell my contact at Security Company that you truly wield the Power of Anthony over the money and he will commence swifty proceedings of transfer.

Your hands gratefully received, shaken and returned,

Kla'atu

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Mr. Patrick Flower,
The Cedars.

Dear Mr. Atu,

I fear we have a problem as I no longer have a bank account, the last bank in the village having closed thirty years ago.

Would it be possible for the Security Company to give me the money in cash? Not knowing the size and denomination of Antarean notes, would thirty million fit inside a small gentleman's briefcase?

Yours sincerely,

Mr. Patrick Flower.

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Kla'atu,
United Planets Refugee Camp

Dear friend Patrick,

I have talked with my contact fellow at Security Company and he say if he bribe certain peoples with cash they will be turning the blonde's eye to your missing bank account. Small gentleman's briefcase not a problem where I come from.

But, my dear friend, there is ointment on my flies. The civilian Government, whose hatred of my family is deeper than several large throssets, have stolen all my cash.

Please, my good friend, could you be sending me some of your money to give contact fellow? AT$ 5,000 (FIVE THOUSAND ANTAREAN DOLLARS) should be enough.

May your progeny be compact and easily stacked,

Kla'atu